A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper. A magician had to cancel his show, because he’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing… Read more “Punicious Punography”
Tag: Asinine
Twitter jokes
A handful of Twitter inspired jokes: I’ve been thinking about Tweeting to someone in jail, but the sentence was too long. Those who cannot remember the past… Read more “Twitter jokes”
Chocolate silliness
Or, chocolate is the answer Chocolate Siocled Chocolat Cioccolato Shokolade Chocolade Chokolade Choklad Čokoláda Czekolada Csokoládéval Шоколад Σοκολάτα Çikolata … … so many ways to say chocolate… Read more “Chocolate silliness”
A smaller selection of even shorter jokes
A backwards poet writes inverse. A good artist knows where to draw the line. A good pun is its own reword. A knighthood would be quite… Read more “A smaller selection of even shorter jokes”
Elephant jokes
I don’t know when they started, but elephant jokes were popular in the 1960s: How many elephants can you get in a Mini? Four; two in the… Read more “Elephant jokes”
Star Trek jokes
A miscellaneous collection of jokes for Trekkies, linked, however loosely, to various Star Trek TV series. Well, you have to start with THE classic: How many ears… Read more “Star Trek jokes”
Yet more MumblingNerd stuff
Staring at the back of a monitor is pointless; always look on the bright side. I used to live next to a very quiet tennis equipment manufacturer,… Read more “Yet more MumblingNerd stuff”
The surface area of a pie
Calculate the surface area of a pie by multiplying Pi times the pie radius-squared, where Pi is 3.14 and the pie radius is a given number represented… Read more “The surface area of a pie”
Yet another selection of short jokes
I want to learn how to make ice-cream, so I’m going to sundae school. On the stock exchange today, helium was up, feathers were down and paper… Read more “Yet another selection of short jokes”
Doctor, Doctor…
‘Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bell!’ ‘Take these pills and if they don’t help give me a ring!’ ‘Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a spoon!’… Read more “Doctor, Doctor…”
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