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    Shopping jokes

    I bought some new electric garden trimmers; they’re cutting-hedge technology. ‘VENI, VEDI, VISA’: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping. I thought I’d visit some… Read more “Shopping jokes”

    2 September 2016 by MumblingNerd

    Even more MumblingNerd stuff

    I’m not getting on very well with this keyboard; it’s just not my type. I only asked for a leg of lamb from our butcher, but he’s… Read more “Even more MumblingNerd stuff”

    1 September 20164 April 2017 by MumblingNerd

    I say Holmes…

    “I say Holmes, what school do your children attend?” ~ “It’s elementary, my dear Watson” “I say Holmes, I have terrible indigestion” ~ “It’s alimentary my dear… Read more “I say Holmes…”

    1 September 2016 by MumblingNerd

    Even more short jokes

    If a mime is arrested, do they have the right to remain silent? My long-haired friend was fired from the hot dog stand for putting his hair… Read more “Even more short jokes”

    31 August 201612 April 2017 by MumblingNerd

    Cracker Jokes

    It can be Christmas all year round with a few appalling cracker jokes … Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? ~ The elf and safety officer What… Read more “Cracker Jokes”

    31 August 201620 December 2017 by MumblingNerd

    Nerd Jokes

    What is a physicist’s favourite food? Fission chips. Why did Erwin Schrödinger, Paul Dirac and Wolfgang Pauli work in very small garages? Because they were quantum mechanics.… Read more “Nerd Jokes”

    29 August 20163 July 2019 by MumblingNerd

    Imp proved spell cheque four ewe

    Eye found this my newt rhyme year sago, butt cud knot ream ember wear from: I have a special checker It helps with watt eye right Cheques… Read more “Imp proved spell cheque four ewe”

    29 August 201629 August 2016 by MumblingNerd

    Changing a light bulb jokes

    How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None; it’s not rocket science. How many aliens does it take to change a light… Read more “Changing a light bulb jokes”

    27 August 20164 November 2017 by MumblingNerd

    More MumblingNerd stuff

    One of the doctors at our local surgery is getting very angry, he keeps losing his patients. I’ve been trying to persuade people to become enthusiastic organ… Read more “More MumblingNerd stuff”

    25 August 20161 September 2016 by MumblingNerd

    Daft authors and book titles

    Silly author names of senseless book titles. I’m sure you remember these from your childhood? Of course I ‘think’ I’ve made up about half of these, but… Read more “Daft authors and book titles”

    25 August 20163 September 2017 by MumblingNerd

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