32% of explorers who visit both the North and South Poles develop bipolar disorder. Aardvarks are allergic to radishes. Adding baking powder and vinegar to scrambled eggs… Read more “Mendacious Facts”
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MumblingNerd Jokes in Alphabetical Order
13 out of 12 people don’t know what a baker’s dozen is. 140 characters are perfect; if Twitter had 144 that would be gross. 1848 ~ Horse… Read more “MumblingNerd Jokes in Alphabetical Order”
A big selection of short jokes
‘Do not touch’ must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille. “Dad, can I have another glass of water please?” ~ “But I’ve given… Read more “A big selection of short jokes”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
“I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned”, but in the meantime… Why did the chicken cross the… Read more “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
My wife’s gone to…
Some very old gags, and a few new ones. ‘My wife’s gone to the West Indies’ ~ ‘Jamaica?’ ~ No, she went of her own accord’ ‘My… Read more “My wife’s gone to…”
What is the fibula? – A small lie
I’ve seen these questions and answers posted in various places, the questions were apparently set in GCSE examinations in England. The answers are (supposedly) actual answers from 16… Read more “What is the fibula? – A small lie”
Knock, knock…
‘Knock, knock!’ ~ ‘Who’s there?’ ~ ‘Abyssinia’ ~ ‘Abyssinia who?’ ~ ‘Abyssinia when I get back!’ ‘Knock, knock!’ ~ ‘Who’s there?’ ~ ‘Adair’ ~ ‘Adair who?’ ~… Read more “Knock, knock…”
Top Ten Tips
#TopTenTips No1: AVOID TEARS WHEN CHOPPING ONIONS ► A simple trick; don’t get emotionally involved. #TopTenTips No2: HOW TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET ► Just kidding; stuff… Read more “Top Ten Tips”
Punicious Punography
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper. A magician had to cancel his show, because he’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing… Read more “Punicious Punography”
Know Pun Intended 