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    Tag: Word Play

    MumblingNerd Jokes in Alphabetical Order

    13 out of 12 people don’t know what a baker’s dozen is. 140 characters are perfect; if Twitter had 144 that would be gross. 1848 ~ Horse… Read more “MumblingNerd Jokes in Alphabetical Order”

    16 May 201711 February 2018 by MumblingNerd

    A big selection of short jokes

    ‘Do not touch’ must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille. “Dad, can I have another glass of water please?” ~ “But I’ve given… Read more “A big selection of short jokes”

    19 April 201725 June 2019 by MumblingNerd

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    “I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned”, but in the meantime… Why did the chicken cross the… Read more “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

    24 November 2016 by MumblingNerd

    My wife’s gone to…

    Some very old gags, and a few new ones. ‘My wife’s gone to the West Indies’ ~ ‘Jamaica?’ ~ No, she went of her own accord’ ‘My… Read more “My wife’s gone to…”

    21 November 2016 by MumblingNerd

    Knock, knock…

    ‘Knock, knock!’ ~ ‘Who’s there?’ ~ ‘Abyssinia’ ~ ‘Abyssinia who?’ ~ ‘Abyssinia when I get back!’ ‘Knock, knock!’ ~ ‘Who’s there?’ ~ ‘Adair’ ~ ‘Adair who?’ ~… Read more “Knock, knock…”

    6 November 201622 January 2019 by MumblingNerd

    Punicious Punography

    A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper. A magician had to cancel his show, because he’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing… Read more “Punicious Punography”

    23 October 20169 October 2017 by MumblingNerd

    Twitter jokes

    A handful of Twitter inspired jokes: I’ve been thinking about Tweeting to someone in jail, but the sentence was too long. Those who cannot remember the past… Read more “Twitter jokes”

    4 October 20164 October 2016 by MumblingNerd

    Still more MumblingNerd stuff

    I’m a Pacifist; it’s my favourite ocean. I really dislike 144; it’s gross. Well that’s very disappointing. Apparently, fasting has nothing to do with the speed that… Read more “Still more MumblingNerd stuff”

    1 October 201610 February 2018 by MumblingNerd

    Chocolate silliness

    Or, chocolate is the answer Chocolate Siocled Chocolat Cioccolato Shokolade Chocolade Chokolade Choklad Čokoláda Czekolada Csokoládéval Шоколад Σοκολάτα Çikolata … … so many ways to say chocolate… Read more “Chocolate silliness”

    26 September 201626 September 2016 by MumblingNerd

    A smaller selection of even shorter jokes

      A backwards poet writes inverse. A good artist knows where to draw the line. A good pun is its own reword. A knighthood would be quite… Read more “A smaller selection of even shorter jokes”

    26 September 201616 May 2017 by MumblingNerd

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