13 out of 12 people don’t know what a baker’s dozen is. 140 characters are perfect; if Twitter had 144 that would be gross. 1848 ~ Horse… Read more “MumblingNerd Jokes in Alphabetical Order”
Tag: Word Play
A big selection of short jokes
‘Do not touch’ must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille. “Dad, can I have another glass of water please?” ~ “But I’ve given… Read more “A big selection of short jokes”
Why did the chicken cross the road?
“I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned”, but in the meantime… Why did the chicken cross the… Read more “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
My wife’s gone to…
Some very old gags, and a few new ones. ‘My wife’s gone to the West Indies’ ~ ‘Jamaica?’ ~ No, she went of her own accord’ ‘My… Read more “My wife’s gone to…”
Knock, knock…
‘Knock, knock!’ ~ ‘Who’s there?’ ~ ‘Abyssinia’ ~ ‘Abyssinia who?’ ~ ‘Abyssinia when I get back!’ ‘Knock, knock!’ ~ ‘Who’s there?’ ~ ‘Adair’ ~ ‘Adair who?’ ~… Read more “Knock, knock…”
Punicious Punography
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper. A magician had to cancel his show, because he’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing… Read more “Punicious Punography”
Twitter jokes
A handful of Twitter inspired jokes: I’ve been thinking about Tweeting to someone in jail, but the sentence was too long. Those who cannot remember the past… Read more “Twitter jokes”
Still more MumblingNerd stuff
I’m a Pacifist; it’s my favourite ocean. I really dislike 144; it’s gross. Well that’s very disappointing. Apparently, fasting has nothing to do with the speed that… Read more “Still more MumblingNerd stuff”
Chocolate silliness
Or, chocolate is the answer Chocolate Siocled Chocolat Cioccolato Shokolade Chocolade Chokolade Choklad Čokoláda Czekolada Csokoládéval Шоколад Σοκολάτα Çikolata … … so many ways to say chocolate… Read more “Chocolate silliness”
A smaller selection of even shorter jokes
A backwards poet writes inverse. A good artist knows where to draw the line. A good pun is its own reword. A knighthood would be quite… Read more “A smaller selection of even shorter jokes”
