I’m a Pacifist; it’s my favourite ocean. I really dislike 144; it’s gross. Well that’s very disappointing. Apparently, fasting has nothing to do with the speed that… Read more “Still more MumblingNerd stuff”
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Chocolate silliness
Or, chocolate is the answer Chocolate Siocled Chocolat Cioccolato Shokolade Chocolade Chokolade Choklad Čokoláda Czekolada Csokoládéval Шоколад Σοκολάτα Çikolata … … so many ways to say chocolate… Read more “Chocolate silliness”
A smaller selection of even shorter jokes
A backwards poet writes inverse. A good artist knows where to draw the line. A good pun is its own reword. A knighthood would be quite… Read more “A smaller selection of even shorter jokes”
Elephant jokes
I don’t know when they started, but elephant jokes were popular in the 1960s: How many elephants can you get in a Mini? Four; two in the… Read more “Elephant jokes”
Star Trek jokes
A miscellaneous collection of jokes for Trekkies, linked, however loosely, to various Star Trek TV series. Well, you have to start with THE classic: How many ears… Read more “Star Trek jokes”
Yet more MumblingNerd stuff
Staring at the back of a monitor is pointless; always look on the bright side. I used to live next to a very quiet tennis equipment manufacturer,… Read more “Yet more MumblingNerd stuff”
Yet another selection of short jokes
I want to learn how to make ice-cream, so I’m going to sundae school. On the stock exchange today, helium was up, feathers were down and paper… Read more “Yet another selection of short jokes”
Doctor, Doctor…
‘Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bell!’ ‘Take these pills and if they don’t help give me a ring!’ ‘Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a spoon!’… Read more “Doctor, Doctor…”
Shopping jokes
I bought some new electric garden trimmers; they’re cutting-hedge technology. ‘VENI, VEDI, VISA’: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping. I thought I’d visit some… Read more “Shopping jokes”
Even more MumblingNerd stuff
I’m not getting on very well with this keyboard; it’s just not my type. I only asked for a leg of lamb from our butcher, but he’s… Read more “Even more MumblingNerd stuff”
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