‘Do not touch’ must be one of the scariest things to read in Braille. “Dad, can I have another glass of water please?” ~ “But I’ve given… Read more “A big selection of short jokes”
Category: Collected Jokes
Punicious Punography
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper. A magician had to cancel his show, because he’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing… Read more “Punicious Punography”
A smaller selection of even shorter jokes
A backwards poet writes inverse. A good artist knows where to draw the line. A good pun is its own reword. A knighthood would be quite… Read more “A smaller selection of even shorter jokes”
Yet another selection of short jokes
I want to learn how to make ice-cream, so I’m going to sundae school. On the stock exchange today, helium was up, feathers were down and paper… Read more “Yet another selection of short jokes”
Even more short jokes
If a mime is arrested, do they have the right to remain silent? My long-haired friend was fired from the hot dog stand for putting his hair… Read more “Even more short jokes”
A small selection of short jokes
My dog, Minton, ate some shuttlecocks the other day. Bad Minton. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much,… Read more “A small selection of short jokes”
A bigger selection of short jokes and word play
I couldn’t for the life of me remember how you throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me. Question of the day: what’s the definition… Read more “A bigger selection of short jokes and word play”
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