Staring at the back of a monitor is pointless; always look on the bright side. I used to live next to a very quiet tennis equipment manufacturer,… Read more “Yet more MumblingNerd stuff”
Tag: Puns
The surface area of a pie
Calculate the surface area of a pie by multiplying Pi times the pie radius-squared, where Pi is 3.14 and the pie radius is a given number represented… Read more “The surface area of a pie”
Yet another selection of short jokes
I want to learn how to make ice-cream, so I’m going to sundae school. On the stock exchange today, helium was up, feathers were down and paper… Read more “Yet another selection of short jokes”
Doctor, Doctor…
‘Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bell!’ ‘Take these pills and if they don’t help give me a ring!’ ‘Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a spoon!’… Read more “Doctor, Doctor…”
Shopping jokes
I bought some new electric garden trimmers; they’re cutting-hedge technology. ‘VENI, VEDI, VISA’: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping. I thought I’d visit some… Read more “Shopping jokes”
Even more MumblingNerd stuff
I’m not getting on very well with this keyboard; it’s just not my type. I only asked for a leg of lamb from our butcher, but he’s… Read more “Even more MumblingNerd stuff”
I say Holmes…
“I say Holmes, what school do your children attend?” ~ “It’s elementary, my dear Watson” “I say Holmes, I have terrible indigestion” ~ “It’s alimentary my dear… Read more “I say Holmes…”
Even more short jokes
If a mime is arrested, do they have the right to remain silent? My long-haired friend was fired from the hot dog stand for putting his hair… Read more “Even more short jokes”
Nerd Jokes
What is a physicist’s favourite food? Fission chips. Why did Erwin Schrödinger, Paul Dirac and Wolfgang Pauli work in very small garages? Because they were quantum mechanics.… Read more “Nerd Jokes”
More MumblingNerd stuff
One of the doctors at our local surgery is getting very angry, he keeps losing his patients. I’ve been trying to persuade people to become enthusiastic organ… Read more “More MumblingNerd stuff”
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