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    MumblingNerd Jokes in Alphabetical Order

    13 out of 12 people don’t know what a baker’s dozen is. 140 characters are perfect; if Twitter had 144 that would be gross. 1848 ~ Horse… Read more “MumblingNerd Jokes in Alphabetical Order”

    16 May 201711 February 2018 by MumblingNerd

    Still more MumblingNerd stuff

    I’m a Pacifist; it’s my favourite ocean. I really dislike 144; it’s gross. Well that’s very disappointing. Apparently, fasting has nothing to do with the speed that… Read more “Still more MumblingNerd stuff”

    1 October 201610 February 2018 by MumblingNerd

    Yet more MumblingNerd stuff

    Staring at the back of a monitor is pointless; always look on the bright side. I used to live next to a very quiet tennis equipment manufacturer,… Read more “Yet more MumblingNerd stuff”

    21 September 201612 April 2017 by MumblingNerd

    Even more MumblingNerd stuff

    I’m not getting on very well with this keyboard; it’s just not my type. I only asked for a leg of lamb from our butcher, but he’s… Read more “Even more MumblingNerd stuff”

    1 September 20164 April 2017 by MumblingNerd

    More MumblingNerd stuff

    One of the doctors at our local surgery is getting very angry, he keeps losing his patients. I’ve been trying to persuade people to become enthusiastic organ… Read more “More MumblingNerd stuff”

    25 August 20161 September 2016 by MumblingNerd

    MumblingNerd stuff

    My doctor told me to cut down on sodium, but I’m taking his advice with a pinch of salt. I’ll have to grit my teeth next time… Read more “MumblingNerd stuff”

    24 August 201629 September 2016 by MumblingNerd

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    Love, equality and tolerance; reject hate. Humour, social media, cats, chocolate and Nottingham. “A bit deaf in one ear and a bit daft in the other.” I’m Roy Manterfield by the way, or MumblingNerd online, and I live in Nottingham in the UK.

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