13 out of 12 people don’t know what a baker’s dozen is. 140 characters are perfect; if Twitter had 144 that would be gross. 1848 ~ Horse… Read more “MumblingNerd Jokes in Alphabetical Order”
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I’m a Pacifist; it’s my favourite ocean. I really dislike 144; it’s gross. Well that’s very disappointing. Apparently, fasting has nothing to do with the speed that… Read more “Still more MumblingNerd stuff”
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Staring at the back of a monitor is pointless; always look on the bright side. I used to live next to a very quiet tennis equipment manufacturer,… Read more “Yet more MumblingNerd stuff”
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I’m not getting on very well with this keyboard; it’s just not my type. I only asked for a leg of lamb from our butcher, but he’s… Read more “Even more MumblingNerd stuff”
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One of the doctors at our local surgery is getting very angry, he keeps losing his patients. I’ve been trying to persuade people to become enthusiastic organ… Read more “More MumblingNerd stuff”
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My doctor told me to cut down on sodium, but I’m taking his advice with a pinch of salt. I’ll have to grit my teeth next time… Read more “MumblingNerd stuff”
