“I say Holmes, what school do your children attend?” ~ “It’s elementary, my dear Watson” “I say Holmes, I have terrible indigestion” ~ “It’s alimentary my dear… Read more “I say Holmes…”
Tag: Jokes
Even more short jokes
If a mime is arrested, do they have the right to remain silent? My long-haired friend was fired from the hot dog stand for putting his hair… Read more “Even more short jokes”
Cracker Jokes
It can be Christmas all year round with a few appalling cracker jokes … Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? ~ The elf and safety officer What… Read more “Cracker Jokes”
Nerd Jokes
What is a physicist’s favourite food? Fission chips. Why did Erwin Schrödinger, Paul Dirac and Wolfgang Pauli work in very small garages? Because they were quantum mechanics.… Read more “Nerd Jokes”
Changing a light bulb jokes
How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None; it’s not rocket science. How many aliens does it take to change a light… Read more “Changing a light bulb jokes”
More MumblingNerd stuff
One of the doctors at our local surgery is getting very angry, he keeps losing his patients. I’ve been trying to persuade people to become enthusiastic organ… Read more “More MumblingNerd stuff”
A small selection of short jokes
My dog, Minton, ate some shuttlecocks the other day. Bad Minton. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much,… Read more “A small selection of short jokes”
Life observations
A small collection of observations and comments that have made me smile, some are mine, but most are ones I’ve gleaned from Twitter and Facebook: I used… Read more “Life observations”
MumblingNerd stuff
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium, but I’m taking his advice with a pinch of salt. I’ll have to grit my teeth next time… Read more “MumblingNerd stuff”
A man walks into a bar…
Fairly short ones… A man walks into a bar with jump cables. The bartender says “You can come in, but don’t start anything!” Two men walk into… Read more “A man walks into a bar…”
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