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    Category: Classic Jokes

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    “I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned”, but in the meantime… Why did the chicken cross the… Read more “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

    24 November 2016 by MumblingNerd

    My wife’s gone to…

    Some very old gags, and a few new ones. ‘My wife’s gone to the West Indies’ ~ ‘Jamaica?’ ~ No, she went of her own accord’ ‘My… Read more “My wife’s gone to…”

    21 November 2016 by MumblingNerd

    Knock, knock…

    ‘Knock, knock!’ ~ ‘Who’s there?’ ~ ‘Abyssinia’ ~ ‘Abyssinia who?’ ~ ‘Abyssinia when I get back!’ ‘Knock, knock!’ ~ ‘Who’s there?’ ~ ‘Adair’ ~ ‘Adair who?’ ~… Read more “Knock, knock…”

    6 November 201622 January 2019 by MumblingNerd

    Elephant jokes

    I don’t know when they started, but elephant jokes were popular in the 1960s: How many elephants can you get in a Mini? Four; two in the… Read more “Elephant jokes”

    23 September 201611 November 2017 by MumblingNerd

    Doctor, Doctor…

    ‘Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bell!’ ‘Take these pills and if they don’t help give me a ring!’   ‘Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a spoon!’… Read more “Doctor, Doctor…”

    14 September 20162 August 2018 by MumblingNerd

    Cracker Jokes

    It can be Christmas all year round with a few appalling cracker jokes … Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? ~ The elf and safety officer What… Read more “Cracker Jokes”

    31 August 201620 December 2017 by MumblingNerd

    Changing a light bulb jokes

    How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None; it’s not rocket science. How many aliens does it take to change a light… Read more “Changing a light bulb jokes”

    27 August 20164 November 2017 by MumblingNerd

    A man walks into a bar…

    Fairly short ones… A man walks into a bar with jump cables. The bartender says “You can come in, but don’t start anything!” Two men walk into… Read more “A man walks into a bar…”

    24 August 201619 April 2022 by MumblingNerd

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