“I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned”, but in the meantime… Why did the chicken cross the… Read more “Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Category: Classic Jokes
My wife’s gone to…
Some very old gags, and a few new ones. ‘My wife’s gone to the West Indies’ ~ ‘Jamaica?’ ~ No, she went of her own accord’ ‘My… Read more “My wife’s gone to…”
Knock, knock…
‘Knock, knock!’ ~ ‘Who’s there?’ ~ ‘Abyssinia’ ~ ‘Abyssinia who?’ ~ ‘Abyssinia when I get back!’ ‘Knock, knock!’ ~ ‘Who’s there?’ ~ ‘Adair’ ~ ‘Adair who?’ ~… Read more “Knock, knock…”
Elephant jokes
I don’t know when they started, but elephant jokes were popular in the 1960s: How many elephants can you get in a Mini? Four; two in the… Read more “Elephant jokes”
Doctor, Doctor…
‘Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a bell!’ ‘Take these pills and if they don’t help give me a ring!’ ‘Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a spoon!’… Read more “Doctor, Doctor…”
Cracker Jokes
It can be Christmas all year round with a few appalling cracker jokes … Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? ~ The elf and safety officer What… Read more “Cracker Jokes”
Changing a light bulb jokes
How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None; it’s not rocket science. How many aliens does it take to change a light… Read more “Changing a light bulb jokes”
A man walks into a bar…
Fairly short ones… A man walks into a bar with jump cables. The bartender says “You can come in, but don’t start anything!” Two men walk into… Read more “A man walks into a bar…”
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