“I say Holmes, what school do your children attend?” ~ “It’s elementary, my dear Watson” “I say Holmes, I have terrible indigestion” ~ “It’s alimentary my dear… Read more “I say Holmes…”
Tag: Daft
Even more short jokes
If a mime is arrested, do they have the right to remain silent? My long-haired friend was fired from the hot dog stand for putting his hair… Read more “Even more short jokes”
Cracker Jokes
It can be Christmas all year round with a few appalling cracker jokes … Who’s the bane of Santa’s life? ~ The elf and safety officer What… Read more “Cracker Jokes”
Nerd Jokes
What is a physicist’s favourite food? Fission chips. Why did Erwin Schrödinger, Paul Dirac and Wolfgang Pauli work in very small garages? Because they were quantum mechanics.… Read more “Nerd Jokes”
Imp proved spell cheque four ewe
Eye found this my newt rhyme year sago, butt cud knot ream ember wear from: I have a special checker It helps with watt eye right Cheques… Read more “Imp proved spell cheque four ewe”
More MumblingNerd stuff
One of the doctors at our local surgery is getting very angry, he keeps losing his patients. I’ve been trying to persuade people to become enthusiastic organ… Read more “More MumblingNerd stuff”
Daft authors and book titles
Silly author names of senseless book titles. I’m sure you remember these from your childhood? Of course I ‘think’ I’ve made up about half of these, but… Read more “Daft authors and book titles”
Life observations
A small collection of observations and comments that have made me smile, some are mine, but most are ones I’ve gleaned from Twitter and Facebook: I used… Read more “Life observations”
MumblingNerd stuff
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium, but I’m taking his advice with a pinch of salt. I’ll have to grit my teeth next time… Read more “MumblingNerd stuff”
A man walks into a bar…
Fairly short ones… A man walks into a bar with jump cables. The bartender says “You can come in, but don’t start anything!” Two men walk into… Read more “A man walks into a bar…”
Know Pun Intended 