If a mime is arrested, do they have the right to remain silent? My long-haired friend was fired from the hot dog stand for putting his hair… Read more “Even more short jokes”
Tag: Conundrum
Nerd Jokes
What is a physicist’s favourite food? Fission chips. Why did Erwin Schrödinger, Paul Dirac and Wolfgang Pauli work in very small garages? Because they were quantum mechanics.… Read more “Nerd Jokes”
Changing a light bulb jokes
How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None; it’s not rocket science. How many aliens does it take to change a light… Read more “Changing a light bulb jokes”
More MumblingNerd stuff
One of the doctors at our local surgery is getting very angry, he keeps losing his patients. I’ve been trying to persuade people to become enthusiastic organ… Read more “More MumblingNerd stuff”
Life observations
A small collection of observations and comments that have made me smile, some are mine, but most are ones I’ve gleaned from Twitter and Facebook: I used… Read more “Life observations”
MumblingNerd stuff
My doctor told me to cut down on sodium, but I’m taking his advice with a pinch of salt. I’ll have to grit my teeth next time… Read more “MumblingNerd stuff”
A man walks into a bar…
Fairly short ones… A man walks into a bar with jump cables. The bartender says “You can come in, but don’t start anything!” Two men walk… Read more “A man walks into a bar…”
A bigger selection of short jokes and word play
I couldn’t for the life of me remember how you throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me. Question of the day: what’s the definition… Read more “A bigger selection of short jokes and word play”
