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    Category: Miscellaneous Silliness

    Mendacious Facts

    32% of explorers who visit both the North and South Poles develop bipolar disorder. Aardvarks are allergic to radishes. Adding baking powder and vinegar to scrambled eggs… Read more “Mendacious Facts”

    2 February 2018 by MumblingNerd

    The funniest joke ever told…

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    31 May 201731 May 2017 by MumblingNerd

    What is the fibula? – A small lie

    I’ve seen these questions and answers posted in various places, the questions were apparently set in GCSE examinations in England. The answers are (supposedly) actual answers from 16… Read more “What is the fibula? – A small lie”

    9 November 20169 November 2016 by MumblingNerd

    Top Ten Tips

    #TopTenTips No1: AVOID TEARS WHEN CHOPPING ONIONS ► A simple trick; don’t get emotionally involved. #TopTenTips No2: HOW TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET ► Just kidding; stuff… Read more “Top Ten Tips”

    24 October 2016 by MumblingNerd

    Chocolate silliness

    Or, chocolate is the answer Chocolate Siocled Chocolat Cioccolato Shokolade Chocolade Chokolade Choklad Čokoláda Czekolada Csokoládéval Шоколад Σοκολάτα Çikolata … … so many ways to say chocolate… Read more “Chocolate silliness”

    26 September 201626 September 2016 by MumblingNerd

    The surface area of a pie

    Calculate the surface area of a pie by multiplying Pi times the pie radius-squared, where Pi is 3.14 and the pie radius is a given number represented… Read more “The surface area of a pie”

    20 September 2016 by MumblingNerd

    I say Holmes…

    “I say Holmes, what school do your children attend?” ~ “It’s elementary, my dear Watson” “I say Holmes, I have terrible indigestion” ~ “It’s alimentary my dear… Read more “I say Holmes…”

    1 September 2016 by MumblingNerd

    Imp proved spell cheque four ewe

    Eye found this my newt rhyme year sago, butt cud knot ream ember wear from: I have a special checker It helps with watt eye right Cheques… Read more “Imp proved spell cheque four ewe”

    29 August 201629 August 2016 by MumblingNerd

    Daft authors and book titles

    Silly author names of senseless book titles. I’m sure you remember these from your childhood? Of course I ‘think’ I’ve made up about half of these, but… Read more “Daft authors and book titles”

    25 August 20163 September 2017 by MumblingNerd

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    Love, equality and tolerance; reject hate. Humour, social media, cats, chocolate and Nottingham. “A bit deaf in one ear and a bit daft in the other.” I’m Roy Manterfield by the way, or MumblingNerd online, and I live in Nottingham in the UK.

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